| I would fly it there on my magic afro. | HerpsnDerps |
| WhoaWTF | Dementedfreeke |
| Put him in a wheel chair super glue his lips and eyes shut have a old voice recorder playing of an old guy sleeping tell the security he is senile and i really dont want to wake him push him in the plane talk to him so people think he is alive help him in the seat and leave the airport | kyleewren |
| put feathers on it and throw it out an airplane | gottahavemyp0ps |
| i would glue it to the bottom of two really big shoes and wear the shoes, than i would run to the corpses final destination. | 123skullqueen |
| id put it in my hat that says FLuffee talks and then wear the hat.... | SantaNot360 |
| um I would snap my fingers and make it end up in china den I'd blame it on a hobo | alainarules0721 |
| i would put it in my car and wene we go thrguh inspecion i will put it under the seat and spray a lot of febrese | XxblindXbeanxX |
| id stuff it into my suitcase
TEEHEE | bear5000000 |
| smuggle it on a plane? what the fuck where they thinking??? you put glasses on a dead body and add a hat and move its hands and people assume that hes alive??? holy fuck | 4sce1 |
| Throw it across the occean | cassidyeatsyou |
| id put in a in a sealed bag, then srapped inside a box....then ship it ..lol | kinkyshae |
| have peyton manning throw it! | donkeydnd |
| catapult - all the way
| TeeJaye317 |
| I would eat it then puke it up when I'm there lol | easydudefull |
| I would FLY! And I would send the corpse on a plane...wearing sunglasses... | starflowermoon |
| a really big slingshot | experimentx9035 |
| i would put a recorder under the shirt and moe its mouth with a string while the recorders going then i would blow its head open with a cannon! :D wait that wouldn't get it on the plane...... | jadedog600 |
| 91 is the new 20 lol XD | PrincessZeldaxLink |
| i would put it in the luggage | bigsexygrizzly |
| same your not special V | sketchyfreak |
| Not first, but 5,000th comment FTW!!! | gzrsux |
| eat it then vomit it out yum
| awesomo524 |
| I always fart on planes! lol | HelenaVanCity |
| I would use a special acid to melt the body Into a liquid and then put it in a cup and pretend I was drinking it. Then once I was there I would use water to rehydrate the corpse | ThePmmz |